Women should NOT be in charge of anything important. If we had a bunch of young dudes with autism running the country, things would be fixed overnight!

boomers basically lived in the modern equivalent to the Garden of Eden and said "yeah let's import a billion brown people"

It's grotesque how American political culture turns absolutely everything (TV shows, hobbies, religion, other countries, etc.) into fodder for an endless Schmittian political trench war. Canada is designated "left". Therefore, American conservatives must performatively hate

they created me in a military lab for you.

vaccines gave me autism

you met me at a very Japanese time of my life...

Duncan is one of those names you just don't hear anymore. Did all the Duncan's die?

look at my bus drivers dawg 💀

What were they even trying to say here, Hawaiian?

Colder societies had to judge attractiveness based on facial features half of the year as opposed to only the body. This is why northern Europeans tend to be more attractive and also why kissing is a thing in colder climates as opposed to warmer climates.

Transgenderism is modern day pederasty.

“If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.” —Jordan Peterson

seeing a lot of ppl I know starting to stream -- recession indicator?

Happy Birthday Mr. Hitler

What are brown people talking about on their phone all day?

you’re on very thick ice with me. I'm in love with you.

I feel like they speak French in hell

I used to hear stories about what a mom feels when she holds her baby for the first time. I thought…”Yeah, sure.” And then I had my son. On the way home from the hospital I was sitting in the back with him in his car seat and I began to sob uncontrollably. My husband pulled

Christopher Nolan I will never forgive you for ruining such an amazing opportunity to make a modern epic