A statistician had one foot in a bucket of ice water and one foot in a bucket of boiling water. He said, "On average, my feet feel great". Heard this today and got reminded of how averages can be very weak data points when managing team performance. Most commonly used though!

Barsaat ki barish mai nahana, Lahore chatkhara ki bhel puri, Karachi gali ka Bun Kabab aur gari k sheeshon mai say aati thandi hawa - oh what a day ❤️

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Girls - please keep pepper sprays and taser guns handy when you go out. Unfortunately, you never know when you'll need them. #SelfDefense

I'm on a bus right now on the motorway and a child is yelling "mama shark, mama shark!!!" enthusiastically, looking out of the window into the fields. I wanna have what he's having.

Been reading all kinds of things about #Barbie    and without giving any spoilers, I want to share my two cents: - It's satire - please don't comment on it if you don't get the genre. - It is NOT anti-men. It's anti patriarchy - The ban in Punjab is absurd and illogical.

The only community I feel adept to fully integrate in..

Sharing on behalf of Arizona Dental Clinic in Y block, Lahore. Might help someone who's looking for a job.

#ZindagiTamasha by Khoosat Films is a gem. Like all art, we decide what it means to us. So many beautiful messages. What stood out for me the most was Arif Hassan's exceptional performance! So subtle yet so powerful. 👏 Deserves a watch (and a contribution).

Gaza is under intense bombing. Telecommunications have been cut. We can't get through to our family who have been trapped in this war zone for almost 3 weeks. We can only pray they survive the night. How many more children have to die before the world says enough?

Tonight, our hearts are in Bethlehem, where the Prince of Peace is once more rejected by the futile logic of war, by the clash of arms that even today prevents him from finding room in the world. #Christmas

TCF has published 90 enchanting Urdu storybooks, where every page reveals meaningful tales for children! "Namkeen | Salty" is a story highlighting the importance of hard work and helping at home. #ChangeBeginsWithEducation

Hi tweeps. Would any of you like to volunteer for The Citizens Foundation and send more kids in Pakistan to school or mentor them? There are 2 programs starting immediately (mentoring one requires 6 Saturday mornings on-campus, and the fundraising one is 3 hrs per week remote). Please RT.

Lyallpur Literary Council presents the 9th Lyallpur Punjabi Literary Festival 2024. لاہ ہنیرا جہل بُرے دا ،چانن لا عقل دا. لائل پور پنجابی سلیکھ میلے تے رلت دا سدا ਲਾਹ ਹਨੇਰਾ ਜਹਿਲ ਬੁਰੇ ਦਾ ,ਚਾਨਣ ਲਾ ਅਕਲ ਦਾ ਲਾਇਲਪੁਰ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਸੁਲੇਖ ਮੇਲੇ ਤੇ ਰਲਤ ਦਾ ਸੱਦਾ Lyallpur Literary Council #Punjab #Punjabi