I am literally so busy

thinking about changing my professional email sign off to "blessings"....yes?

wonder what the first bad smell was

joe biden should have died instead of my dad. ok no tweets for a week

kinda realized it was time to break up with my hot lesbian therapist when, after some trial and error, i did the exact opposite of everything she recommended and my life got exponentially better

in the throes of passion my gf told me i looked like a sand dollar. which is likely the hottest thing that has ever happened to me.

reasons to rejoice everywhere

im at the aquarium. Where are u. i'm in a tank I'm floating in. bubbles galore . paradise

a lot of you

Sorry this is my bed. Yes I need the whole thing.

Wow. Was messing around on guitar and I’m pretty sure I just found a new note called H

keep dreaming im broing tf out with mj lenderman wtf

the curse

Most iconic costume I saw tonight was a 4 year old who was dressed as the Virgin Mary, being followed by a harried mom dressed as the angel Gabriel who Really wanted us to know that her daughter was just. Really into Mary. And insisted on them being Mary and Gabriel specifically

Learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction

36 raw oysters, a classic beverage, and a difficult conversation with God concerning where I’m going, and where I’ve been. All right here. Cheers