Vaccinating celebrities before doctors is like changing your windscreen wipers when your brake pads are worn out.

I'm rasing money for Alzheimer's Research UK doing the 'Tour of Sufferlandria' 7 day bike-a-thon with workouts (sometimes 2) each day from Sunday 14th till Saturday 20th.💪🥵🚴‍♀️ Keep tabs with live streams on my Instagram (Darryl) 📽 DONATE HERE: justgiving.com/fundraising/da… 🙌

“Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!”

I’m not wearing the same hoodie and jeans for the 6th day in a row because I’m depressed, I’m wearing it because having a uniform gives my life structure (and also I’m very depressed)

pugs are crazy cuz u can tell that they fr were never spose to happen

my heart 😭

I don't even read the jokes on Penguins anymore.

always shocks me when people say the gifted program set them up to fail like that’s some big surprise. everybody else was learning to read, and they pointed to you and said “not this one. this one will learn riddles.” of course your brain is broken

Dude...

My friend Ed has started an Fm21 let's play...I suggest you give it a listen!

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It’s like we’re being governed by a posh version of The Inbetweeners.

This is my cytokine. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Ravens QB Lamar Jackson (ankle) did not practice for a second straight day after limping badly Wednesday. It’s trending toward Tyler Huntley starting against the Rams. WR Marquise Brown (illness) did not practice for a second straight day.

The best part about getting older is being assigned to a new age bracket in those AI-generated health schemes. This year my sugar dependent walrus is going to turn a corner.