Multiple people have described me as "the unemployed friend that has a job" now and idk how to feel about it

500 days sober

Typical Fall Sunday for me: 9:30am: Wake up 10-1pm: drink coffee/play video games 1pm-end watch football/play guitar/write songs all at the same time 9pm: bed time Wouldn't change it for the world

I’ve had enough time to process and I’ve come up with the Mariners’ offseason plan: -Sign Josh Naylor -Sign Jorge Polanco -Julio probably swinging a 34” bat right now. Get him a 74” bat for those sliders he swings at -Make Dan Wilson answer a captcha before any pitching change

Really hoping the 2025 Mariners are the 2012 Seahawks

Show bills with more than 3 bands have to stop.

I've been replaying Super Mario Odyssey for the first time since 2020 and it's still the GOAT

Me when Jack Black shows up as a shop owner, who offers lamp oil, rope and bombs;

Chiefs fans are 10000% banned from using this meme. Disgusting to see this

I may not be the best at what I do but goddamn if I don't try to improve on a daily basis. I generally disagree with most "grind culture" but I think what I've been doing with this band is the definition of grinding.

In case you weren't aware, we are no longer calling ourselves folk punk or associating with that scene. When Americans Abroad was a solo project you could call it folk punk but we've been a rock band for more than a year now.

*ahem*

and I'd like to think that maybe this workshop will be better after st. nick's dead, but the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic wife and his doofus reindeer and the rest of his stupid elves

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Fav for Slippy, RT for dat boi. #HappyFriday