Introducing our club kits for 2025/26. Inspired by Maidenhead heritage, and our very first kit of red and blue. Huge thanks to FOUDYS.COM for our new first, reserve and women's team kits. 📽 benandjackstudio.com #COYN #MoreThanJustSundayLeague #Sundayfootball #Sundayleague

Seeing as this is trending.. #Caturday

Think my favourite thing about this is the graphic. Didn’t even register that Chesham are in our league. Chesham? Tonbridge ffs. Think I could name a player from 4 of these teams and it’s going to be miserable when we finish 10th

Exactly. This.

Slough fan complaining about lack of trains for c5 mile journey when we’ve had to go to the likes of Notts County and Solihull away on Boxing Day in recent years?! #tinpot

Maybe you should focus on supporting the development of pitches in Maidenhead for people to actually play football on rather than sit at home and watch it on TV?

Preseason is now underway! We're always looking for new players for our men's first and reserve team sides - and of course our new women's outfit. If you're planning on coming down, or have any questions, just DM us! 🗓️ Tuesdays ⏰ 18:45 📍Desborough Park, SL6 4BB #COYN

Ooh, this sounds familiar. Just replace ‘Barnet’ with Maidenhead United’ and ‘Barnet Council’ with RBWM and its copy/paste. Even down to the comments about a few dog walker’s objections. Fear not though, we’ve asked our MP to comment, so all not lost 🙄

FC Halifax Town have completed the signing of former Burton Albion and York City left-back Thierry Latty-Fairweather. Was on loan at Maidenhead last season. Left-back was one of the priority areas Adam Lakeland had identified that needed reinforcements.

We sign Umerah. Bile galore from D&R fans. They may be right, may be wrong. We’ll see. TLF signs for Halifax and they’re super excited. Biting of lips from Maidenhead fans. There’s your difference in fanbase attitude. Right there.

Having checked Facebook and X accounts, by far the most popular question was regarding……(drumroll please)… Maidenhead United. Zilch. First question addressed? From someone whose Facebook profile states ‘promoted by Liberal Democrats’. Like marking your own homework…

Absolutely zero detail in this response whatsoever… You had a chance to explain *what* you’re doing.

What?!

Quality 4 years in the Welsh leagues, time for a new challenge. Reposts would be appreciated

Just your periodic reminder that FA Cup replays died for this… #playerstootired

Absolutely love this… ❤️⚫️⚪️

‘The players are all about the money’ is what we were told during the summer. Fine, but I’ll fucking well tell you if you don’t earn it. Like today you shit ****’s Stop taking the piss out of our club.

🔴 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 We’re delighted to welcome the vastly experienced Manny Williams to Risborough Rangers! 🇸🇱⚽ A legendary non-league forward with spells at Maidenhead Utd, Slough Town, Havant & more — and a full Sierra Leone international! Welcome Manny! 🔴⚪️ #UpTheRis

What an outstanding season Maidenhead United had in 2016/17! They recorded the highest points (2.33) and goal difference (1.52) per game of any Enterprise National League South champion across the past 10 seasons! #maidenheadunited #maidenhead #nationalleague #football #data #soccer #analysis