True blood tonight!!! Sundays are the best day ever!!! @AlexSExaminer Eric Northman Heather Opay Katie Cloud

Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick

“@KarenWalkerBot: Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick”haha love it!!

Good Lord, that walk from the elevator is gonna give me calf muscles like a Hungarian shot-putter.

Good win Kasey!!! Kasey Kahne

Robbie finished 8th in his heat. On to the B feature.

Pretty much over this thing called being a pushover, f- it

Embarrassing= short and round lady walks in front of me and my son. Son says" that kid has a huge butt!!"

Happy birthday to my best friend! And now back to functioning#very littlecrappysleep

Tator TOT hotdish #jealous

Ding dong the witch is dead! # thankstohardworkingtroops

Yay STOP class....# neverspeedingonpacificagain