Daddy! Did you miss us?

The question is: why not? We need some sweet lovings too. And we're good with our... hands. ;) x.com/marvellion_/st…

There's a brave soul out there. We wanna meet them.

T'Ching~!

Now how do I have to scratch to know what's up?

Oohhh Bucky~ x.com/marvelhumor/st…

Curiously enough has the object that you'd expect odd things to happen to not become sentient yet; Deadpool's katanas.

How do you revive a shield agent? You dip your nails in coffee and make sure you hit their bloodstream.

Looking for a less bloody career path. Interested in: scratching royal butt, pedicures, angry soldier kittens. Any offers my loyal subjects?

Look! Look at us looking positively regal!

Claws: honed. Nails: ready. Dick: IN HIS PANTS, you heathen! T'Challa is king, he has manners! And asses to kick!

Have you seen us yet, because we looked a-ma-zing!

What up, peasants! Murderclaws is back!

Or we will murder you creeps! x.com/officialtchall…

They always come back to us, our shiny, perfectly-honed, deadly selves.

Our nails are amazing but have you felt our beans?

Ribbons, ribbons, car shreds to ribbons~

Did you know we lovingly decorated the White Boi's coffin? What was that? It's a cryopod? That's what we said: coffin.

I've been violated! Nipped! The betrayal! My very existence has been threatened!