⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ # it’s right there in your aura , along with your bladder control issues • • &. your need to be dominated .

can’t it be sooner

right, because i totally believe you can actually do that.

i could, but why would i? i’ve never really gained anything from being “open-minded”.

BRUH. you have to get me a new one now.

nothing to smile about in my life.

…. you need to get far away from me.

eughhh,,, isn’t owen and like the two brothers i care about enough?

// this is deplorable behavior especially since their username suggests they’re like 16

probably.

🤷‍♂️

you’re a 40 year old man who holds hands with someone in their late 20’s. in public. you have nothing to be embarrassed about.

eughhhhh. fiiiiine. i’ll give it a chance. i guess.

i think it’s way too late for that, fairy princess.

don’t take it as a compliment. oh, i fear it is.

stop thattt!!!

exactly.

( fixing his mullet back up. ) i’ll give it my best shot.

stop that

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