OH MY GOD MY TOWN IS GETTING A FAZOLI’S WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Sir PinchALot says hi

…wait. I’m seriously a#only a year older than my favorite animated film of all time?!

You know what makes single moms a good deal of the time? LOSER FUCKING MEN.

That is a baby roly poly!

What the fuck

That did it. Now I’m crying.

#MutantFam I GOT AN ERNIE!!! He’s a crested gecko, not a beardie, but he’s adorable!

Next week I’ll select one random winner to send a signed ARC of my upcoming novel, BECOMING THE BOOGEYMAN. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

Oh I forgot to introduce you guys to Hannibal!

Thunder

Ernie got his own tank.

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OH MY LORD ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARGUING THAT KIRK MENTIONING CAROL BEING PREGNANT IS A BREAK IN CANON?!

KIRK: I did what you wanted. I stayed away. Why didn't you tell him? 
CAROL: How can you ask me that? Were we together? Were we going to be? You had your world and I had mine. And I wanted him in mine, not chasing through the universe with his father. 🐣🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekSNW

All right what did LuFisto do?!