I need the plot to start twisting my way

Today's goal is to avoid being stressed, annoyed or upset .. So I will ve wrapped in a blanket in the corner over there. I will need water every two hours, and peanut butter sandwiches around noon. Thank you

Today's goal is to object to things that I disagree with... like advertisements in videos.

Today's goal is to look nice... To lull everyone into a false sense of security so they don't notice what I am actually doing...

Today's goal is to limit complaints and avoid conflict. Or maybe I will stomp on the dreams of others. I am still deciding.

Today's goal is to not get upset about things I cannot control. On a completely different side note... the evil robot rampaging through downtown destroying things and tying up traffic should NOT be blamed on me. .

Today's goal is to enact the final protocol... I will be hitting people in the face with pies all day. That is the final protocol!

Today's goal is to make a prediction and force it to come true...

Today's goal is to take a step back and look at everything from a different perspective... Which is how I ended up at the bottom of this cliff. Before you step back, check that you have room to do so.

Today's goal is to focus! I have been too scattered lately, and I think i have too many pieces left lying around. Focus! Wait... sorry, I forgot my glasses, so it may just be that.

Today's goal is to try not to slam my car into a barrier... 2 hours to drive 8 miles home...

Today's goal is to find something unique and let everyone know about it. I may have a rock shaped like Florida.

Today's goal is to take a look at my life. I moved into the country... out of the city. In the middle of nowhere and just learned that because of it, I have nothing to vote for on even years. No vote. Should I be freaked out? The first time since I was 18 that I have no vote.

Today's goal is to remind people that humans blended two fruits together to create the lemon. Life did not give us lemons. Our ancestors did. Hate the ancestors, not life.

blue night turning grey November rain on my umbrella…

Today's goal is to treat it like it is Friday. I will stop working at noon and just sit at my desk staring into space...

my lifeline imprinted on red maple leaves all the little deaths I suffer in their fall…

Today's goal is to check on the mental health of various strangers by popping into their houses and jumping out of closets to ask them how they are doing... I may need bail money later.

Today's goal is to refuse to wear pants! It is a no pants day! Of course, I have to go to work today. I never said it was a good goal.

Today's goal is to relive some of the worst moments in my life so that I do not forget them and do the same mistakes again.