Me: Mum can I borrow £10? Mum: what did you do with that £10 I gave you 5 years ago?

If your mum doesn't have a flip case and scrolls with her index finger is she even your mum

The 'my mum' starter pack

Me: My stomach hurts Mum: yeah, cause you're always on your phone

Me: you need any help mum? Mum: No I got it. I do everything in this house on my own anyway. You'll all miss me when I'm dead.

When you let your mum cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are

Mums be like "you got something in the post today"

When your mum tells a shit joke but you need £20

When your mums on the phone to a relative and says "oh he's right here wanna talk to him?"

When you're the next person in line but your mum left you to go get something else

When you broke something and act like it's the first time you saw it when your mum finds out

When your mum turns a joke into a speech

When your mum comes home and starts yelling for no reason

When your mum forgets to ask for her change back

*mum calls your name* Me: "YES MUM?" *no answer* Me: "YES MUM!!?"