I meant right now, do something vampirey.

Like, do you have fangs? Are you allergic to the sunlight? Y'know, vampire things. You're the vampire, you should know what you do.

Three sets? Sorry, I don't speak Italian.

Ohhh. Damn. Sooo. . . Vampre things?

You can't show me the three sets of teeth ? Lame.

At least take me out to dinner first.

Rude.

Is that a fact?

"Take a picture, it'll last longer." No green.

"Even then what?" She's got a shit eating grin on her face, before shaking her head. "Not since '47. Why?"

"Yeah. 2047 is when the CEO of MallMart became president-- everything went downhill from there." Not that she knew about that, that was way before her time. She seemed confused though. "Pinch me? For what?"

"It is shit, which is why I steal." They don't celebrate anything in Earth-425. "We have days that they claim are special, but we still have to work so it's not like it means anything. Maybe Saint Patricks Day is one of them. ... Ah, no. Green is for sanitation workers."