every slap earned a standing ovation from me alone in my room

me at the job i begged god for

i’m reading more in 2026 okayyyy i know i said this every year since 2020 but trust and believe it’s real this time

he looks like he's gonna open his coat and sell me an assortment of watches that he pickpocketed

kevin day on the kathy morning show is everywhere for those with the eyes to see

not too gay to fuck rose landry

misty quigley always at the scene of the gay crime

the cut to jeremy allen white during the applause for heated rivalry

book 1 DONE. thank u katabasis 3.5 ⭐️

phil lester talking about how he has 8374728363 apps open at all times, i get him. every time i close apps on my phone it takes like a minute straight of swiping

just straight up staring at his boss's salt and pepper beard omfg CONTROL IT.

I dont even know man look at this little polite guy

i need her

genuinely one of the hottest things i’ve ever seen