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how many phones do yall think he got??

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

No.

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

Elon Musk today:

jd vance:

Elon rn

All day today

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

I’m never leaving this app. They’re probably on Bluesky talking about recipes.

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

If you just ignore the fact that it’s two of the most powerful people in the world having a messy breakup, this is objectively hilarious

Elon could do the funniest thing right now

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Quitting jobs makes understand why people ghost people. No exit interview, just disappear into the void