Muhammad Ali Happy belated birthday May ALLAH bless you with success ,health and just everything your heart desires. Your tweets are so good and genuine.

WHATT??? LUMS literally charges 6 Lakhs per semester for producing the most ignorant and useless graduates, and then has the audacity to call itself a "Not-for-Profit University."

Maturity is when you realize hairfall OR white hairs are part of life, so you just accept the reality and spend the money in enjoying real things rather than artificial ones.

May God protect us all from friends like Pervez Khattak & Mahmood Khan and bless us with genuine friends like Ali Muhammad and Murad Saeed in our lives.

The first sign that shows that all the men in the Pak army are g@y is when they hold the testicles of candidates in their hands during the physical test of the ISSB. Like wtf man? The person will fight in the war; he won't fuck during the war! Grabbing testicles is pointless.

So you're saying I should be friends with people who support Israel because it's their "political opinion"? What nonsense logic is this? This guy adores Messi, so should I also say he "worships" Messi? Double nonsense logic. These insensitive privileged lot should be banned.

Critical opinion: If the words "Lame Comedian" had a face, it would be Tabish Hashmi. Go argue with the wall. Bye.

Finally back on Twitter after almost a year! Had to step away due to some tough times, but who cares? Twitter is my cure, so here I am, ready to relive old memories and make some new ones! Pak Army, Zardari, Shareef Family etc your biggest enemy is back!!!!

The fact that even the Army, Sharifs, and Zardari know Imran Khan is the most beloved & popular leader, yet out of jealousy, they refuse to accept his leadership and jail him. Imran Khan’s one cancer hosp has done more for the nation than all of those jealous crooks combined.

I had temp, cough, backache, and headache for two weeks but didn’t complain. Two days ago, my mother noticed and was furious, then gave me meds. Meanwhile, my classmate, she only had a headache, has already posted 10 statuses for attention. Thank God for making me simple 😭

Weekends are for cricket. Can’t miss the game! Forever a cricket lover 💯

It's strange how people I meet in real life get close, yet I can never fully trust them. But people I’ve met online, especially on Twitter, feel like real OGs. I trust them easily. It might sound weird, but online friends are the real ones—you just have to be lucky to find one!!

Winters are fun until you have to walk to your workplace, especially for night shift 😤 P.S. I’d still prefer winters over those sweaty, grimy summers!