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calendar_today21-12-2016 04:06:09

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"I made it to the big leagues, didn't I? Also, muerto heads are a little... Softer. Mushier. Don't bounce as well as a baseball. They crack like one, though."

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"I was damn good! Before the... thing. Wait, backupbackupbackup. You've been alone for a while, killed 'x' walkers, and you're grossed out by me talking about the solidity of a muerto head compared to a baseball?"

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"If only they used their eyes instead of their noses. Maybe then a lot more people would be alive. ...nah, probably not. But I would be. AND AM."

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Javi burst out laughing. "Dude, could you IMAGINE? A muerto stumbling around in the woods, calling out," He put on his best walker impression. "anyone want a pizza? I've got twenty bucks!"