"Mhm, sure. And I never played baseball."

"I mean, hey, it must be true. The famous Javier Garcia was but a mere dream; I was clearly just lying, riiiight?"

"I made it to the big leagues, didn't I? Also, muerto heads are a little... Softer. Mushier. Don't bounce as well as a baseball. They crack like one, though."

"I was damn good! Before the... thing. Wait, backupbackupbackup. You've been alone for a while, killed 'x' walkers, and you're grossed out by me talking about the solidity of a muerto head compared to a baseball?"

"...talking about knocking their heads off and using them like a bas- okay, Clem."

"...your sarcastic tones and serious tones are identical. And duh. I'm not your dad."

"If different meant identical, sure."

"If only they used their eyes instead of their noses. Maybe then a lot more people would be alive. ...nah, probably not. But I would be. AND AM."

Javi burst out laughing. "Dude, could you IMAGINE? A muerto stumbling around in the woods, calling out," He put on his best walker impression. "anyone want a pizza? I've got twenty bucks!"

"What kind of a pizza would muertos order? Meat Lover's with extra sauce? Cheese? Chicken pizza?"

"But if they had to order one."

"Probably Meat Lover's."

"Ya think so?"

"Well, yeah, but they know what they wanna eat, so..."

"Sure they do! They're carnivores. They know they need to eat meat."

"They still know it."

//BRO NO WAY

//guys do i get the final season on switch, or the complete first season on switch

in both of these pics, you look like you wanna die you're handsome bro

"Maybe one day I'll come back. Nah, just kidding."