Ok this question pissed me off because you're not supposed to say two hundred and nine. It's not 200.09.

What's with the landing zone? Football is admitting that crashing into each other is dangerous? Doesn't that basically make the whole sport dangerous?

The only thing (ok, I did love Dog Day) the White Sox have done right this season is make this incredible Alenrije bobblehead. It's absolutely gorgeous and I'm sad I won't have one.

Has anyone ever outgrown an allergy, especially a food allergy?

I don't have anything wise to say, but I couldn't pass up the day without saying #NeverForget 9/11. That's my generation's Pearl Harbor. We will always remember.

Is anyone reading Impossible Creatures by Katherine Rundell? The first few chapters you won't be able to put down and then it turns back into a regular book, but I am still greatly enjoying it.

We gotta get this in SouthSide Behavior's videos.

White Sox didn't lose today (granted, they didn't play either), so no new video, but it's enough fun for me to go back and watch the old ones.

I actually found my old Save the Cat notes from a year ago on scraps of paper. Let's see if they still make sense before I continue.

I'm thinking the guy in Kentucky already killed himself like he said he would. But he also probably has good survival skills. This could go on awhile.

I didn't have "patron starts singing at the checkout desk" on my bingo card today. #LibraryLife

Never a dull moment at your local library.

Lots of things that I didn't have on my bingo card today, so here's one cute interaction I had: I was walking by a two-three year old boy I know from storytime and he said, "Did you have a nice day today?" And I got to say, I am having a nice day today, thank you! #LibraryLife

Wow, rare offensive showing from the White Sox last night. They blew the lead twice (not a shocker), and I think left their starting pitcher in as long as possible, which they never do. If we win today, it'll be our first series win all season.

Just finished the 4th Charlie Thorne book, and it's like the female Alex Rider. Really, they're that good. I hope there are more, Stuart Gibbs!

If the White Sox keep winning, I'm gonna be pissed. We are so close to 121 losses; why can't we make it there?

So can you call it an assassination attempt if he didn't shoot any bullets?

Why though? Twelve games left. Not in any way, shape, or form in playoff contention.