Skibidi TS Eliot (@mudkipstoat23) 's Twitter Profile
Skibidi TS Eliot

@mudkipstoat23

I'M THE BISHOP OF SOUTHWARK. IT'S WHAT I DO. He/Him.

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calendar_today22-08-2011 21:55:07

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Adam Fare šŸ–¤šŸ¤šŸ’œ (@adamfare1996) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ā€œI have nothing against the genuine disabled peopleā€œ Well, using the term ā€œgenuine disabledā€œ is already a huge red flag, because it means you are judging who you deem ā€œworthyā€ Also, if you actually cared about us, you would listen to us and shut up with that sort of rhetoric

Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can’t wait until someone tweets ā€œElon is a pedophile with no friendsā€ and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing

Harry Eccles (@heccles94) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Musk sacked 80% of staff when he bought twitter Bezos is sacking 14,000 people to replace with AI Microsoft are cutting 4.1% of jobs (9,100) to replace with AI Intel are cutting up to 25% of staff to replace with AI What's that about billionaires creating jobs?

Narinder Kaur (@narindertweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Child bride Shamima Begum was 15yo when she was radicalised and sex trafficked..she is British born- She should be repatriated, Revocation of citizenship without due legal process is an authoritarian move. If she's done something wrong, detain her on arrival and get her charged.

Child bride Shamima Begum was 15yo when she was radicalised and sex trafficked..she is British born-  She should be repatriated, Revocation of citizenship without due legal process is an authoritarian move. If she's done something wrong, detain her on arrival and get her charged.
Skibidi TS Eliot (@mudkipstoat23) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just got blocked by someone who still believes GDP is a worthwhile measure of anything other than how well the rich are doing and was trying to use it to prove Brexit was a success. Ah well, no great loss. Bootlickers gonna lick boots, I guess.

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Given that the victims and abusers were international, is there any fucking way someone else can take the fucking Epstein case away from American control and just treat it as an actual fucking legal case rather than a two-party pissing contest? For fuck's sake.

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I suppose one of the few good things about AI is that if these sex robots ever happen women might be able to go to the pub without being hassled by these fucks, who will all be at home.

Skibidi TS Eliot (@mudkipstoat23) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If Wes Streeting and Keith had a fight, I'd be right down the front cheering. Not actually FOR either of them, mind. Just cheering.

Skibidi TS Eliot (@mudkipstoat23) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This reads like the TV listing for a show. "Meanwhile, Jim and Spanner's relationship hits rocky waters and Dr Stephens has alarming news for Cleo".

CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨BREAKING: In an unusual move, Trump just IGNORED every single question about Jeffrey Epstein after the bill signing and panicked White House staff started to kick reporters out of the room. It’s never been more obvious. He’s fucking guilty.

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When I was a kid I used to like imagining I was a heroic knight having cool adventures and stuff, but if my adult life is anything to go by I'd just have got drunk and forgot where I left my charger.

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More disgusted by American politics right now than I am by our own, which is a high bar. Anyone treating the Epstein case as a partisan issue is a massive fucking cunt. And that's SCIENCE.

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Oh no! They're reviewing Nuremberg on Front Row and for the first time ever I'm wishing Mark Lawson was on so he could talk about Russell Crowe's... erm... skill with accents, because the time he brought it up in an interview Crowe nearly decked him.