+ grunting and spasming. He’d gotten his pants and briefs down and when he let out a long sigh of relief that’s when I felt it. He had +

+ done it. He’d gone and cum all over my leg before he even stuck it in.> What the fu- <The last syllable was cut off by a deafening +

+ sound and a maddening ringing in my ears. My body convulsed in time with the sound and lips were moving. I could feel them forming +

+ words but I couldn’t hear anything over the ringing or the realisation at what -I’d- done. With wide eyes it was my turn to smile both +

+ apologetically and hopefully. He hadn’t seen the hole in his wall yet- oh no wait, there it is. He was turning. He saw it. He was… +

+ Shit, yeah he was angry. +

+ With force I didn’t know he possessed he pushed me from his lap and with a bang I didn’t hear but felt my ass was on the floor and +

+ #Jesus was inspecting the hole. Scrambling for my drugs and slipping them in my purse I got to my feet as quickly as I was able to, +

+ readjusted my panties that had been pulled to the side and tried to find anything to wipe the cum off with. For a man who I suspected +

+ dated Mrs. Palmer and her five children more times a day than was healthy for anyone – and believe me, I’m definitely pro-masturbation +

+ – he had as surprising lack of tissues around the apartment. But the longer I spent searching the more I wanted to avoid sticking +

+ around long enough to regain my hearing so I could hear just how unhappy #Jesus and his Christian neighbour were at the brand new +

+ hole in the wall. So I left. #Jesus with his limp dick hanging still as he paced in anger and cum drying on my leg below my dress, +

+ comforted by the knowledge that it wasn’t the first time. Or the second. And neither of those were particularly shameful walks home. +

+ But that would, of course, require the ability to feel shame which I worried all too often I lacked.>

4 seasons in and I think I need a Dexter break, break from murder.

Especially if you're tripping on acid.

Wonder how John Dies At The End ends.

I think I definitely need to bring this face back.