You’re not gonna be allowed to attend a sporting event if you’re vocally against genocide lmaooo America is really Israel’s bitch

I am a South Carolinian first. Southerner second. American third. That is how our ancestors thought.

call me lazy, but I HATE working. I am tired of it. no job is enjoyable to me

what 🤣

I had a rash on my testicles.I went to see a woman doctor, and she was holding my testicles. She said, You’ve got to stop Masturbating." I said why? She said because I'm trying to examine you.

estoy siendo testigo del declive cognitivo y en las habilidades de comunicación y de memoria de gente que quiero mucho desde el instante en que empezaron a ver reels. les recomiendo que paren lo más pronto posible. posta es aterrador.

The thing about casual sex is it has little to no appeal to a real lover. The thought of having sex with someone I do not care deeply for feels so hollow and meaningless

Locked in

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

sooooo we got sunlight for millions of years and were totally fine, sunscreen was invented in the 1930s and then all of a sudden melanoma started skyrocketing in the 1950s...AND melanoma is higher in indoor workers...but it's the sun's fault? make it make sense.

we’ve known this for many years and the elected still fail us

actually perfect

fuck

we need a Rupert Lowe in America

just opens a black market for more items

Wife and I calmly discussing my member-guest schedule this summer (she thought we were going to Italy)

when i was 18 niggas was smoking blue dream out game leafs and freestyling on TNGHT and Flying Lotus beats at the park off bluetooth speakers from 5 Below and those were probably some of the best bars ive heard in my entire life

Riding around in the truck with the windows down, listening to Grateful Dead, lungs filled with the smell of Confederate Jasmine. Columbia, SC is about as beautiful of a place that exists if you know where & how to look.