Work!!!

Just got refused onto a site to deliver because I'm wearing shorts.

A woman once needed medical surgery to remove a deer tongue from her vagina that she used for masturbation.

UEFALONA

Dr. Dre has made more money making headphones that he ever did making music.

Not long to go now, come on united.

Nice little win tonight, we'll happy

Just need a juve win for a nice little 4 fold

Headline of the weekend:

The best Dear Deidre ever

No matter what you do, it's never going to be right.

Things have been bad for Man United this season and this just sums it all up.

Body is craving for sleep!

Man Utd sign Shaw & Herrera Chelsea sign Fabregas & Costa Man City sign Sagna & Fernando Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger

Tourism in Albuquerque has boomed from selling Breaking Bad candy and bath salts that resemble blue crystal meth.

FUT banter.