Imma call you right back = enjoy the rest of your day😂

I’m 28 today which is the first time you’re 30. 27 is the last time you’re 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you’re 21.

That’s their business. I will marry and I will marry well 🤭

No amount of bad experiences will make me give up on love. If it breaks, we go again. Rinse and repeat until I get it right.

Imagine you're making shit happen on your own then God sends you someone to match your hustle & push you harder. >>>>>>>>>>>

Not suicidal or anything even remotely close, but I sometimes imagine how peaceful death is. No worries, no billings, no illness, no fears, no hangovers. Just everlasting sleep. Enviable tranquility.

Mainooooo

Fergie timeee

Being a Manchester United fan

F*ck originality. If I find a great UX from another app, I will shamelessly steal it if it improves my customers' experience.

Speaking to your parent in this way is disrespectful and disgusting.

Harry Maguire moving like Ronaldinho on the wing

MAY 16TH.

Miss my Queen everyday !! 💔🦅

Everytime “ even though my wife is not beautiful” why you come marry am??

Jummah Mubarak.

That is honestly one of the greatest 'how I met your mother' stories I've ever heard

THIS: