i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

cómo odio a las putas perras motos en verdad son el enemigo de todo México

a veces solo tienes q decir puta gente pendeja y continuar con tu día

Every city is walkable if you're okay with being lonely and vulnerable

Qué risa los términos jurídicos como así que celebración de contratos Me los imagino así:

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

I always thought the Earthquake attraction at Universal Studios Florida was underrated. Blew my mind as a kid.

de regalo por el día del niño quiero una cajetilla de Marlboro xfavor gracias

é tão difícil quando você viaja em família e te dão cerveja e você não pode fumar

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

si me les voy, díganle a los chilaquiles verdes con pollo que gracias por todo y perdón por tan poco

todos dicen wtf pq drunktexteas pero nadie dice oye q padre q t acordaste de mi a media peda te amo

when the situation is so serious that you smoke 2 cigs about it

anything i do when im drunk is ai

the worst part about going on a walk is being perceived