Weather is cleared up. Fist bumps all around 🤜🤛

wanna reclaim your masculinity? stop watching andrew tate tiktoks and go do whatever this is

what a confusing time it must be for this random local weatherman named andrew tate

When you’re 5 shots in and realize you haven’t eaten all day

somebody sedate me

“Straight” men will suck a vape dry over the course of a day but won’t suck even ONE dick. Grow up.

covid was so bad dat 1 year they forgot to give us a hurricane

he met me in my “i’m going to stay single phase” & now i’m obsessed with him

"ill stare directly at the sun but never at the mirror" I- #MidnightsTaylorSwift #Midnights

midnights is 1989 if it had a vibrator

one of the natural checks and balances of the universe is self tanning like congrats you look so hot how about you also smell like a sewer rat

“I prefer when your hair is …” Me looking for when I asked

Shake it Off is such a funny song considering it was written by someone who has quite literally never gotten over anything in her life

“free andrew tate”

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

I miss you like it was the very first night. Good thing we’re about to go onstage and do the whole thing again tonight. See you 🔜 Glendale, Erazona☺️ 📷: John Shearer, Kevin Winter, Getty Images

get in the car it’s august