Ted Cruz bait tweet. Tweet your own. That is all. Moon base alpha out.

Time for a change in vocabulary. Scrotum: Supreme Court Republicans Of The United Morons

Do arsonists get firewood?

Baby formula is a disappointment. I mixed up a batch... still no baby.

Every day my phone battery drops to 69% I feel sad because it has a more adventurous sex life than me.

Boobs spelled backwards is Sboob. Sorry, not every tweet can be titillating.

Where are all the stupid people on twi-- Oh. There you are...

Twitter should have been called Brainfart.

Good writers will die remembering all the past stories they wrote. Great writers will die with one last story upon their lips.

If you can't post a pretentious tweet, you're not using Twitter properly.

Tweet sent into the abyss.

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Fuck SCOTUS.

Watch the nuclear-powered flying hotel that can stay airborne for years with 5,000 passenger youtu.be/ZrodDBJdGuo What could go wrong...

Earth is the dog; we are the fleas. The Earth broke its record for the shortest day – and the effects could be ‘devastating’ share.newsbreak.com/1ie9pxoz

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Blather, Blather, Blather... Dog pic (like) Blather, Blather, Blather... Cat pic (like) Blather, Blather, Blather... Funny gif (like) Repeat.