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Danielle Thoele

@msthoele

Here for my pleasure, not yours. 👽

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calendar_today05-03-2013 05:25:48

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Never in my life has someone had conversation with me for 10 minutes then looked me dead in the eye and said “you’re from Illinois, aren’t you?” LOL WUT?!? How does someone pin point an Illinoian? What gave it away? I didn’t even say “OPE”

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Tomorrow is National Sandwich day. It is also National Housewife day. Coincidence? Probably not. Ladies, go make your man a sandwich.

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I once dated a guy who told me “look at the moon! It’s big and beautiful like you!” It’s hard to look at the moon and not think about my poor life choices.

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I said something wild and made a random guy at the bar laugh then he called me diabolical. I have no idea what I said but neither of us were offended. Life is so much more fun when you can speak your mind.

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When I turned 21 I spilt a beer in my “best friends” car. She freaked tf out. Today, I spilt a tall boy in my current best friends car. She felt my pain and pulled into a liquor store and offered to buy me another one. #growth

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Okay so two of my good friends were drunk... one accidentally punched me in the face, the other one accidentally stepped on my foot. They both argued and agreed they were even. Okay but where does that leave me? Hurt.