“Daphne will not merely be in society, she will be leading it” And we never see her again 💀

Until the day I die- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend will always be considered an actual master piece

I am very over being poor and cleaning 24/7😅

Sabrina Carpenter comments on Justin Bieber’s Coachella set: “Nice of him to sit and scroll on YouTube, but if I did that I’d be crucified”

Jc and I have spent two hours watching rollercoaster and talking about different companies and who made what - and then I realized I was super relaxed bc roller coaster noises are my white noise 😂😅😅😅

why should i care that chappell roan is mean and sabrina carpenter makes sex songs and taylor swift is a millennial when chris brown is selling out stadiums

Other people: We stopped talking Taylor Swift: The rust that grew between telephones

Forever thankful I didn’t marry a loser

I might be older and fatter but I still got it Ya can take the girl outta dance But ya can’t take the dance out of the girl

Happy 2 year anniversary to the biggest bamboozle ever #2yearsofTTPD

Coffee tastes better this morning. Sky is more blue. Gas prices don’t exist. Sun is shining brighter than before. The #Bengals are all-in.

AOC: In some ways, you kind of want this guy on a golf course more than you want him in the Oval Office. But that also calls into question the 25th Amendment, because if the determination is that Trump cannot be trusted in the Situation Room, then he’s not fit to be president.

I was supposed to get up and walk today- But honestly idk how bc Mac is SNUGGLED into me and I’m listening to a book

Pray for me- I’m about to show JC it only cost 800 dollars more total to stay at animal kingdom lodge and then try to sell him on it- this will certainly fail- but like….pray anyway

Suing Noah Kahan for emotional damage bc I’m sitting at my desk sobbing with this new album 10/10

Listening to haircut by Noah Kahan

swifties worldwide right now:

Tale as old as time

I wanna go back to vaca