Big Oak 🌳

First summer we get to be outside in 2 years and each day is costing $500

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A clean room wit a candle lit the best shit!

when u ruin his type pattern: 🪳🪳🪳👸🏻

little miss adds to cart, but never checks out

I’ll never forget the people who gave me a hard time when I was already going through a hard time. 😮‍💨

Nobody: Britney Spears on IG:

when u tell her to shave her pussy & u wake up bald

ah shit i dipped my blunt in the cheese 😩

I did some dumb sht in my life but I never ate no damn McRib

me tryna remember what tf I was gonna say:

“women are so emotional” nigga u threw yo controller at the wall after losing a game of COD

My grandmother from 1503

Me asf if I go to jail 😂😂😭

My dog be begging for ANYTHING. Baby what are you finna do with a Celsius and a blunt??????