<Why did we hire a child?>

:)

;)

I believe we should fire all men from the company, thank you :)

What fresh hell is this...

I'd say it's like working with a bunch of children, but the literal children I work with have more maturity than this.

I don't get paid enough for this...

<I'm having too much fun with this.>

...Did Special Projects try kidnapping a child again?

- Agent A known also known as Lazarus, is currently presumed dead -

- This is a scheduled tweet set to go out when the device has declared Agent A dead - If anyone’s around, get those fuckers for me, won’t you?

What a shame.

(@MrDavidClarke What are we doing about this?)

Well. At least that took care of itself.

I'm going to commit murder.

I take a single day off--Who let that happen? CITRINE--

This is why we don't lie to the PR Department :)