I can't imagine what Voldemusk's ghosts would be like 😬😂

“How about if I sleep a little bit longer and forget all this nonsense.” Franz Kafka

Oh fun...

Fantastic weekend for cancelling plans.

This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

More than 140 flood warnings remain in place across England, Wales and Scotland and more significant rain is forecast tonight. A severe "danger to life" warning also remains in place. All flood warning info here: bbc.in/4hZpnyh

Anyone I know in London that can get here in time?

👑 SIX NOMINATIONS 👑 Thanks to your votes, #WestEndMacbeth has been nominated for six WhatsOnStage #WOSAwards – including Best Play Revival! If you’d like to crown David Tennant, Cush Jumbo and our Macbeth company, please vote now. 🩸 awards.whatsonstage.com

Retweet It’s the law! #TomHolland

The more it SNOWS-tiddely-pom The more it GOES-tiddely-pom The more it GOES-tiddely-pom On Snowing. And nobody KNOWS-tiddely-pom, How cold my TOES-tiddely-pom How cold my TOES-tiddely-pom Are Growing (by Winnie-the-Pooh) ~A.A.Milne

Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️

POV: Everybody's asking where the star is and you're confused because you are the star

Minimalism is for suckers. Hôtel Solvay in Brussels, Belgium is a large privately owned Art Nouveau townhouse built between 1898 and 1900. It is designed by world famous Belgian architect Victor Horta (1861-1947).

I meant to tidy the house today but I've accidentally just looked at my phone for 8 hours instead. Hate it when that happens.

A relay team of 30 volunteers drove this dog 2,000 miles home just in time for Christmas. 15/10 for everyone ❤️

Reunited in the West End, Tom Hiddleston and #HayleyAtwell for The Sunday Times. Don't miss #MuchAdoAboutNothing ➡️ thejamielloydcompany.com