12. Kakistocracy A state ruled and run by the *least* competent.

I’m sure they thought this through…

Real hipsters eat paneer.

THE LETTUCE WINS!

Reminder: you should switch to an ethical bank (…And pension too)

Ha ha ha. Fuck off

New Irrational fear of death: Lava Wave 🔥🔥🌋🔥🔥

Turns out that this advice wasn't true after all... youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiF…

Come round quicker and Quicker each year! #edballsday

I decided to leave it to AI this year. Hmmm...

I am not sitting next to Loreen #Eurovision2023

Bad UX roulette

My thoughts and prayers with everyone who had to record 'Have I Got News For You' last night.

Almost crashed the car when I heard this (wait for the song). Still deciding whether the music scheduler should be sacked or given a pay rise…

Wake up, sheeple: Scarrytown is a 15-minute city

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Tomorrow is Dec 1st - so it’s time for my annual tweet about how enthralled my children are when I tell them about the advent calendars we got when I was a kid, containing nothing but pictures of candles and robins and, as a treat on 24th, a slightly bigger pic of the Baby Jesus.

Jesus fucking Christ