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Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you'll ever meet

you may have Taylor Swift in your Spotify wrapped, but I have her in my Spotify wrapped in a far deeper and more intellectual way than you do

one time my mom was decluttering and decided to sell my flute on fb marketplace for $20 and she got 500 messages

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

wearing this to Mass on Christmas Eve was like going to the met ball

omg the middle aged men sitting next to me at the bar are literally talking about the roman empire unironically!! it's true!!!

There's glitter on the floor after the party

I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm

flying with a baby 🥹🥰🍼💩😴🌝😇 flying with a toddler 👹🫠🤣😰🤠😩🏃🏻‍♂️

So did you hear "Here I Am, Lord" today at Mass or was your Second Sunday in Ordinary Time Year B invalid?

Today, I did an entire work meeting in a cafe that was only playing Taylor Swift and I didn't get distracted a single time and I am very proud of myself

I have never been to Ikea and not had a great time. I know that it's because I'm just a perfect little consumer in their capitalist business model but I can't help it 😩

I made it a goal to read Avery 1000 books before he goes to Kindergarten but he has now learned that he can successfully delay bed/nap times by bringing me a book to read because I'm a sucker for literacy.

I listened to the influencers, bought the trending products, and achieved the perfect glowy clean girl makeup look just for my husband to tell me my face looks wet 😩

baking a frozen lasagna to each for lunch all week and calling it meal prepping

august

one day it will not take 2.5 hours to leave the house with 2 kids but today is not that day