God bless whoever hating on me

the mf is quite peculiar looking

Before WW3 starts does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me

the philadelphia 76hers

there is no mention of microsoft outlook in the bible

I think Pennsylvania holds so many secrets

Boomers when they add 23 minutes to a drive because they think their way is better than apple maps

They dont want you to know you can have 4 drinks and watch inglorious basterds

Reels maxxing at work

Eating taco bell at hours of the day you can’t imagine

You simply can’t be proposing at a baseball game in 2025

On a important work call texting my friends what I think the Phillies playoff lineup should be

Boomers love standing right at the front of the wawa counter and blocking other people from getting their orders

Stressed out italians be like i raisa da cortisol

I am better than everyone (I deleted TikTok)

Time to break these bad boys out

Word on the street is i was the chillest guy at the bar last night

Might use this

Boss came to my cubicle and i wasn’t looking at my phone

#NoGhostEnergyDeck