That’s really funny. Go Buffalo!

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date. But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Let me tell a story of my situation. I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

Diet Coke is made from petroleum

The rapper Ludacris wrote many songs on this issue. Least we forget he’s got hoes in different area codes.

Praise Allah!

To quote Comrade Chows voter base, “we must resist Chow through legal arm resistance” Obviously don’t do that, but that’s what she endorses.

Everyone on Bluesky is sad that she’s not a child anymore.

Pull out a video of two girls making out and be like “ sure I am, bro. Now wash the scissor.”

It’s quite possible that either the person running this account has never watched a Simpsons episode or is retarded.

All I’m saying is that it didn’t go well when the Jews made a gold statue…

She’s going to be a billionaire!

People should not be complaing about Carney meeting Obama. That’s HIS JOB. It’s ok to yell when actual bad stuff happens but not at nonsense.

Wait wait wait wait. People listen to Joe Rogan for news? I just think he’s entertaining/funny and would never take anything he says serious.

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It’s kinda funny that Elon Musk has more money than Batman, but has not become a superhero yet.

Muslims love car rammings like fat kids love cake.

We have a female Joker. Short version it’s Martha Wayne, Bruce died. Thomas is Batman. Joker kills A LOT of kids daily and gets chased by Batman.

If Samsung wins this then I’m putting pictures of Dua Lipa on every urinal in the city I can find.

The Big Mike Shrek crossover haunts my dreams till this day.