I swear Rhys’ first death will always be the scene that breaks me. 😭😭😭

Not unless you walk out and say “Are you here for the 12 o’clock pegging?”

After that meeting, my team manager is going to own me a therapy session and a bottle of wine.

That scene made it hard to concentrate on driving home.

I shouldn’t be laughing at a horror movie but Stu Macher makes Scream a comedy. 😂

I hope you enjoy trick or treating. Because if I can trick you out of those pants, I’ll be treating you all night. Jake Black.

So the forbidden topic of the day at work today was porn and I was asked why I didn’t like watching. My answer, smutty books are better, especially if they’re an audiobook. Last week we talked about toys and cup sizes. Can you tell our HR person quit last month? Lol

Y’all need to quit with Betty White trending. You mother fuckers give me a heart attack every time!

Nope. I call BS. I stand by my theory. There’s nothing you can say that will change my mind.

O.o why is Twitter suggesting I follow furries all of a sudden?

*shifts a pointed look in Seth’s direction before looking back at you with a raised brow*

*spews my water all over the timeline*

Where the hell did these guys come from? #1000lbSisters

At least she’s walking. #1000lbSisters

They just need to put Tammy in a facility again. #1000lbSisters

Hope my mother is happy. I haven’t been this numb since….well a long time.

Well damn thought I got them all but clearly missed an Amber supporter. Bye cunt.

I would LOVE to run into one of you Tate fanboy fucktards. I have mace, a teaser and a knife with you micro dick’s name on it. Try me bitch.

Wow! Jenny is such a bitch! He was disowned you self cunt and that’s not good enough for you?

Well twitter, after 14 years of being here, there, and everywhere it’s time. Time to start that next chapter. It’s been a wild ride.