When I have to decide what’s for dinner

Build a man workshop 😂 #TheBachelorette

“what's wrong?” women: “NOTHING”

Daisy “I’m not there yet” 2 mins later “I think I’m there” 😂 #thebachelor

Me last week: Maria 💕🥰🙌😀💖🤩😇 Me this week Maria 😵‍💫😡😑🤬😡😤😤 #thebachelor

So you’re telling me Joey was at Niagara Falls

Joey did not just do a cartwheel on this boat 😩😩 #TheBachelor #bachelor

“You make me feel like I’m in a horror movie” is the best line ever #thebachelor

Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $50 Venue fee: $26.10 Access fee: $14.28 Paperless transaction fee: $7.23 Convenience fee: $17.24 Fee fee: 6.23 Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23 Because we can fee: $8.12 Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1

me after watching the entire season of a show in a day

When I'm trying to take a nap but the nap ain't trying to take me

Hulu don’t care if you fall asleep, you wake up and you already on season 17 episode 22

Sorry Jenn you lost me 😂 it’s giving “I love the chase” not “I want a loving husband” #TheBachelorette

Cancel Devon 2024/25 #thebachelorette

Dave Portnoy If someone votes for someone based on what their favorite singer endorses they don't need to be voting.

This is Taylor Swift. Taylor is concerned about climate change. Her private jet emits more carbon in a single trip than your car in your entire lifetime (and that jet flew more than 200 times last year), but it's your car that's causing climate change 🤡

every time i see a plastic bag floating in the wind i think of katy perry. if she has no other impact, she has that