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Have 10 Hailey Joneses followed anybody else in the last two weeks?

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If ever there was a civil war, it would not be two-sided. In my estimation, only 30% of this country is righteous. R vs. D means nothing.

Can you guys believe that Halloween is only eight months away?

Really X, why don’t you guys just shut off my ability to post. Thanks for letting me read the news even though I haven’t paid my $8 or whatever.

“I’ll just be watching your excellence while I sit silently in this chair in the corner.” ~ Will Ferrell

I understand why atheists exist. I can’t even grasp the concept of a creator who could love this sorry-ass, rag-tag, screw-up, deviant creation of His. UNCONDITIONALLY, no less. I don’t even like the people that I do like.

How are we all so convinced our opinion is the right one? We are all being manipulated

My bedroom has almost everything except for a kitchen. Don’t get me wrong, I own the house, but you can’t make food in the BR when you’re pissed at your wife.

So.. this is life? No thanks

How the F did Netflix negotiate a button on every remote? One slip and you’ve lost your place in whatever show you were watching. It’s freaking low down.

These sonsabiches have been planning our decline since the creation and casting of Arthur Fonzarelli.

I named my new puppy Jude. I cannot wait to take him to the dog park across from the community center. It is going to be hilarious.