Been saying for years when someone asks me who's the best i always say its too close a race but Shannon Shorr hands down the most bluffable by the river.

The more you're in the camp that people with emotional support dogs who bring them to the poker table shouldn't, the more likely you're the reason they need one in the first place. Dogs>people!

What a classy world we're a part of!

Great interview here, guys (not trolling).

Was in talks to be an ambassador for ACR but unfortunately they have an issue with my clean past.

Pro etiquette tip: if for whatever reason you answer a random call and it's from someone trying to sell you something, instead of just hanging up or saying fuck off, ask them right back if they would like to buy some personalized titanium pens. They hang up every time.

I kinda wanna write a twisted vampire movie and cast Mister_Keating in the lead.

Not saying ChatGPT blows too much smoke up my ass but would be nice if it would throw in a "omg are you just a fucking retard?" for more of what I'm used to.

The sleep gurus say avoid screen time for 1-2 hours before bed. If anyone can do this you're my hero.

Just ran out of gas pulling into gas station rolled up to pump on momentum what a fuckin high.

Do people take vacations to relax anymore or just to post pics on Insta?

Therapist: i think you have adult ADHD and bi-polar disorder. Me: i think I just play too many poker tourneys. Therapist: i think you need ritalin and lithium. Me: i think i need clean run outs. Therapist: i dont know that that means. Me: means you're a fish.

My road rage incident with a Waymo was very unsatisfying.

Imagine playing the One Drop and this too, what a legend.

One time in Bahamas in taxi to the airport driver could tell I played, asked if I knew Kessler, I said ofc, the guy starts sobbing said the year before he took him to the airport and he gave him a Venetian food court voucher as a tip. I felt bad and bought it off him for 50$.

Some days everything just goes right and you run em over with no mistakes, other days the blogger mistakenly adds a zero to your bag.

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That time Norm MacDonald broke Larry King's brain lol