my daughter lives in tampa and just went to check for any damage from Helene

“And they used to put the lyrics to all the songs right inside the CD booklet.”

the stage presence and stamina this woman has is unmatched

nothing can make me laugh like this fucking video i swear

"doesn't harm the dog" but you removed all his skin, muscles, and organs for this???

the way he slowly rose back up will forever take me out LMFAOOO😭😭😭

this is literally how the Planet of the Apes started, and given recent events, thank God. I for one welcome our new leader, Caesar. Ape Together Strong

3 time grammy winner MY GIRL

MUUUUUUUSSSSTTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDD!!!!!!!!!

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It’s worse than that mate. She’s deid.

Again, I responded to this call (I had a very busy 2 days at work, as FF/EMT on Engine 34, and temporary lieutenant on Engine 41). We got the dispatch for a welfare check for an apartment unit on O'Farrell Street (a rather controversial new kind of dispatch for SFFD, but...

You deadass look like a hot dog

when i said the facism stuff i didn’t expect to see on DAY ONE the clearest most intentional sieg heil i’ve ever seen on live tv and it’s from the richest man in the world…maybe like 2-3 weeks in, but not day one.

I’m simultaneously told to believe this man’s a genius yet doesn’t understand what a Nazi salute is

Yo someone explain this. What the fuck is this dude doing? I know you know what it looks like. wtf is this?

hayley williams was right:

mi gente latino

ugh i really wanted to completely delete this account, but there needs to be evidence of how funny i am