"you're very resilient" thank you. it was either this or death.

let’s extinct happily

😂 if you didn’t know what Vaseline tastes like , you would be enjoying Avocado like the rest of us

From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else

“We are not Africans” But you want to win Afcon 😂

thank God for technology. I pity the pigeon wey go dey deliver message between me and my babe... na fatigue for kill am mid air

His grandma is on linkedin

Me at 2AM after trying coffee before Bed like rich people

People don’t respect struggle. They respect outcomes. Once you fail too long, even love turns into tolerance… then distance.

Me staying away from the drama, but close enough to get all of the tea

You will literally never find that email you’re looking for on Outlook.

The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing.

They're finally admitting it.

Writers. I have compiled a list of writing workshops you can apply to in 2026. 1. Tin House workshop 2. Lolwe workshops 3. Adroit workshop 4. SprinNG Writing Fellowship 5. Abebi Afrononfiction workshop 6. Idembeka workshop

People don't think grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.

My bestfriend went back to ask the guy she likes if he’s truly in a relationship or he just said that to avoid her, only for him to ask if she doesn't have other pressing issues at hand 🤣🤣

Can't marry someone who doesn't tiptoe past the maid when she's mopping.

My dad is always watching TikTok videos at full volume. Every time I ask him to reduce the sound, he doesn’t listen. So when I got the chance, I took his phone and turned off TikTok’s mobile data in the settings. Now we’re both here blaming UCC and Museveni.😭😂

Do you wear Crop tops?🤭