I can’t stop laughing at this

Clapping, cheering and fire works. Very moving 👏👏👏

A Cosmopolitan cocktail drunk from a children’s Frozen bottle. A new lockdown parenting low? Or “Cool Mum” bonus points? #ParentingInLockdown

WhooHoo - £100 from American Express UK Platinum to blow on Deliveroo and booze from Waitrose & Partners 😃 🎉20mins later and the other half has spent it on underwear, socks and sensible T-shirt’s from M&S ☹️ 🤦🏻‍♀️

First venture in to a pub since lockdown. We have the place to ourselves 😕

Hello old friend #pornstarmartini

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I once got told to leave an exercise class by an instructor because I was pregnant and “this class is too hard core” and not suitable for me. I asked if I could do modifications, but he laughed and said no. I cried too - for exactly your reasons.

Just ordered our Truffle Burger Kits. Excited! trufflediyburgerkitlondon.com

First try, delicious! OHAYO TEA

Summer 2021 - in one picture

Smashed a really hard workout and feeling 💪. Then I couldn’t get the top of the tub of protein and has to ask a man to help 😒#instantbuzzkill

Fabulous birthday meal at Ivy Oxford, and superb cocktails. #tipsiebathroomselfie #birthdaygirl #BlessedAndGrateful #idrinkcocktailsandiknowstuff

Absolutely loving #madonnaatthebbc some absolute classics and bringing backs some awesome memories

Brain activity inadvertently recorded at the moment of death, show a rapid memory retrieval process. If life does flash before you, the huge question for me is, why? More reading and image source cutt.ly/JPGHt6X

I have awoken to find confirmation of dispatch emails. It seems I drunk purchased @FarrowandBall paint last night. I think that confirms I’ve reached achieved left-leaning metropolitan liberal middle class level. And I’m old.

Who knew I had my own wine?!!!

I’m with the woman in the hat in the background, just enjoying the drama

I'm Louie - Alcoholic At age 17 I became a daily drinker By age 37 I was drinking bourbon and beer for breakfast At age 57 I celebrated 20 years sober, Ran a 100 mile Ultramarathon and became an Ironman Triathlete Will you please retweet? Let's show others we can recover

British Airways You cancelled my flight and rebooked me to a flight with long connection. Just called to ask for ways to reduce the layover. I was told I was lucky to have been offered anything at all because this is an Avios booking. Options reserved for cash bookings only. 😡