Next month: the US strikes Greenland and it somehow ends with Trump giving Alaska to Denmark.

Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

The European strategy for dealing with Trump is now basically the same as dealing with a drunken gobshite at the pub. Don't bother arguing. Just pick up your pint, move to another table and get on with your evening, comfortable in the knowledge he'll either piss himself and

Still BRILLIANT even after 50 years!!!👏Monty Python’s Life of Brian is honestly decades ahead of its time.

Good fucking gawd. 😳👇

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

Staff: Tell them the Jesus picture was doctored. Trump: I'm a Doctor! Staff: Tell them it's a small military incursion. Trump: It's a great military excursion! Staff: Tell them they're coming seeking asylum. Trump: They're coming from Insane Asylums!

Murder cats love music

MAGA: Treasonous Obama gave Iran $400 Million in Cash MAGA: When Trump gives Iran $20 BILLION

Among the dozens of things Trump says happened every day that didn't happen, this "NATO JUST CALLED ME" didn't happen the hardest. This is "The Pope Said Iran Should Have Nukes" level of shit-he-made-up NATO called him. Steve NATO 🤦🏼‍♂️ The President is, bluntly, brain-dead

Cara... O passe do Kane no início da jogada é SACANAGEM! Ele é o melhor jogador do mundo.

🚨 BIG BREAKING 🚨 🇮🇷 IRAN STERNLY REBUKED TRUMP "Since this war began, the world has drowned in rumors and reckless statements. Leaders speak freely, some with truth, some without. Let us set this straight, Iran’s uranium is Iran’s asset. It is our responsibility, our energy,

Trump lied: IRGC Navy audio telling them to turn around and report to port immediately.

Donald Trump personally shut down the investigation into his staged assassination attempt in Butler, PA.

Omg...Do the elephants have a GoFundMe???

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

Stephen Miller using his prego wife as human shield

POV: your doggo has British accent 😂😭

In 1705, an Irish woman named Marjorie McCall fell gravely ill with a fever in Lurgan, Ireland. Believing she had died, her family hastily buried her to prevent the spread of contagion. Her husband, John McCall, a local physician, had been unable to remove her valuable ring