Because I'm getting older my audience is getting older. They've had to stop the show five times in the last two years cause somebody collapses. So they turn the lights on and I say call 911. Nobody has a phone because they put them in those canvas bags with a lock. So I gotta

This is funny because two women I’m like “yeah of course” but the dudes I’m like “let me see who else was on that ballot…”

Rubio one of the last people on the planet I’d expect to invoke Bill Hicks

They’re trying real hard to keep my girl down. But she will rise. Oh yes. She will rise

My THOUGHTS on what LeBron James said about Memphis!

Jordan would never

More THOUGHTS on NBA players and Memphis hotels!

.David Dennis Jr. on LeBron's comments about moving the Memphis Grizzlies to Nashville "He is a gentrifier...it is behavior that I would've thought was unbecoming of somebody like LeBron and all of these other hoopers who have all of these bad things to say about Memphis."

Ran into the Toronto Raptors at the hyatt Centric in Memphis!

If this is rage bait I’m falling for it. 45 butt fucking dollars for this thing

I watched his Westin video and now this. I like this guy. Fuck Lebron

How is that profitable for Frito Lay?

I’ve seen some crazy shit in my day, but nothing can top Memphis landing this guy

It’s like I say every year I don’t pay attention until the playins

I’M TIRED OF ALWAYS BUYING THE COFFEE

I’d hate for this to happen to Penny. That’s why I hope we never win a national title

This is a really easy question to answer and avoiding it in this way especially makes it a way way bigger deal. The W gets in its own way way too much. No way. YES WAY TED! Anyway

This place does suck now but I’m convinced there’s not one single real person who posts on threads