So relieved this fucking scrounging, limpet, freeloading fuck is saving the UK's economy with tourism.

I’ve only just realised that he’s not dancing, he’s thinking about Arnold Palmer.

Wishing a good evening to Bernie's Cat from Portugal. 🇵🇹 Thanks The Vanguard

Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween.

Trick or treat, you bald-headed bastard 😂👹🎃 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson #Bottom #Terror #Halloween

Clocks forward

Bath, martini, and The Cider Shed time. Best time of the week.

6 monthly check-up this morning and they've got this in the corridor leading down to the doctor's room.

People showing up for work on Monday after accidentally watching #TheCure live last night.

Have a word with your Dad's mates

New Smiths' lyrics just dropped

Royal Family are parasites shocker. Um, where have you been?

Ha

The face of someone whose husband just said, “What’s up, Parappa the Rapper?”

JFC

This is what the electoral map would look like if Harris won Pennsylvania and also you were on a moderate dose of mushrooms

How deep is your love?

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