Hope an anvil crushes this guy head like a loony tunes cartoon.

"Special" Forces

I stood up and started clapping and crying when all the people with different religions all started to pray for two random girls who got possessed by a demon. They really needed to unite against a common evil!

I really fucking hate visual novels.

KILL EVERYONE! KILL EVERYONE WHO READS VISUAL NOVELS NOW

Matt Selman when he refuses to do both Ruth Powers and Laura Powers with Eeyore and The Simpsons female characters become ninjas but no sexy episode.

How it feels to play half life 2 death match with ratchet and clank deadlocked ost playing in the background

I believe Elon musk should ban India from using X. It would be extremely helpful and beneficial to the company and app.

This happened to me once.

Unrelated as well but you can’t change your assigned seat in your class.

uhh to look fucking cool to her friends duh

If Black ops 6 was out right now I'd be playing Sonic X Shadow generations

I like to pretend I like fighting games but in actuality they ruin my friendships and make me mad.

Edging in the back of my Goonmobile

My friend was talking about how if he ever wanted to be reincarnated he would like to come back as a hawk. Now that I think about it, I’d like to be reborn as a hawk too.