It has come to my attention that Arsenal are top of the league

I think I hate Pedro Neto the most

Granit Xhaka went to Sunderland to learn how to survive a relegation battle and he’s going to end up in the Champions League

Andrew Cuomo's voice is so fucking stupid it's unbelievable. How have so many people looked past this? How did we ever get here?

I think Leandro Trossard looks good letting his hair go gray. He has stopped fighting his natural state of being a Strange Little Man.

Andrew Cuomo drown in my shit

Going to get drunk and watch the Champions League on a plane. Living in the lap of luxury.

Shartinelli fr

Good ebening

Declan Rice

Unfortunately Paolo Maldini has revealed himself to be deeply stupid

During the 2023-24 season, Matz Sels wore the same adidas design for Strasbourg, Nottingham Forest and the Belgium national team

Police might have killed someone down the street I can’t tell at the moment

Club statement for a player's hacked account I think is a new one

Does Ken harbour ill will towards the Dutch people?

Saving up for this

If Marc Cucarella died do you think even Chelsea would bother with a minute of silence?

1997-99 Barcelona B 1999-01 Barcelona 2001-03 Chelsea 2003-04 Ajax (loan) 2004-09 Sporting Gijon

Would have spent 10 minutes on this if I were still doing the show I made five episodes of four years ago