Yes, it's that time of year when you desperately try to get yourself nicked for encouraging others to violence based on your lies. You need to see a #DrWho will help you. Laurence Fox

The lady doth protest too much. nigel sullivan

You won't give to something you never gave to? That'll show them. Don't forget to turn them away if you get into difficulty. Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Paul wants to sock it to the French by...(checks notes)... paying 50% more for their stuff. Paul is a total twat. Paul 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 🇮🇱

James, stop being a wally. It's fairly obvious it hasn't stopped anyone shopping. James Esses

James has a specialised practice. Just The Rapy. Cool. James Esses

Yes, I did try to look at his contract. Well played. Grimsby Town F.C.

Here we have the supposed future Mayor of London retweeting an Indian crypto scammer hell bent on destroying our country. Cool. Ant Middleton

Buckle up. #BigBeautifulBill

If the Queen was still alive she would be more concerned about getting out of that tomb. Not the bollocks you spouted. Alison M Thomas ✝️ 🐾🐾

I still can't believe Nigel Farage MP Is allowed to do a party political broadcast. GB News

Bloke standing in a field hoping a brown man did it. GB News

Not as far as I am aware. I believe you can get your Tena Men there though. Ron

I didn't catch the show. Did you call for all face coverings to be banned or just the religion you don't like? Michelle Dewberry

Isn't the chief whip supposed to make sure all the MPs (including yourself) reflect party policy? Lee Anderson MP

Convicts stick together. Ant Middleton

That doge thing lasted 3 days? Zia Yusuf

Oh, please.... that would be hysterical. Richard Inman

I guess he wants that key back.

No, but you can pretend it is if it helps with your wank. PDavies2555