Prisoners are released because of overcrowding & fears that the virus may spread amongst them, Cuban doctors are flown in while local doctors & nurses are unemployed, our president fumbles vaguely through his sporadic & uninformative addresses, there is a chocolate shortage.

Lockdown regulations are being enforced with savagery in the suburbs and on beaches while police are caught selling contraband and stand idly by during looting, social distancing in densely populated areas is nonexistent, overcrowding in shops and taxis is still the norm.

#ZOL

It's a hard farm life, freestyle gym 😅🐴🐊❤🇿🇦

Zero social distancing on the streets but open shoes are forbidden...my poor fucking ingrown toenail is going to kill me before Corona can 😅🇿🇦

She should have been shot dead in the head but she loved how she hated to live and bleed instead.

I WILL NEVER BE SILENCED. *phone dies* Well, fuck.

Hungry, bored or horny? 🤭

2020 South Africa edition‼ Torturous attacks, invasions and murders of white farmers, food shortages are imminent. Race wars about shampoo for dry hair, several stores trashed and looted. Corruption. Covid-19 corruption. Junk status economy. And many more.

OMG... Eve's snake and apple were just Adam's dick‼

How long into a marriage do men start to lose their hearing?

True story, 2 seconds ago my little daughter, clutching her stomache in agony as her birthday treats started rumbling around, hollered "I'm going to the bathroOoOom!!" FUCKING GOOGLE PLAY THE NEWS THINGY POPPED UP!!! From the mouths of babes! P.S we're watching you too!

i have a question about kids. and my question is what the hell

i use humor to deal with most things cuz murder is heavily frowned upon

To #belesswhite or to be guilty of #culturalappropriation that is the new question...

South African Level 1 lockdown! 2 crocodile breeding and rearing facilities have lost their breeding stock into various rivers and dams after heavy rainfalls, here's to ours not being the 3rd 🤣🐊❤🇿🇦

Eat your food! There are starving kids in Africa! But we are in Africa Mommy? South Africa! 🇿🇦 Yes and you're gonna be starving if you don't eat your damned food! Ooooh!