Paw punch to the face from Bert because he was laid asleep across my knee and a bloody sparrow farted in the next village causing him to jump up like a maniac - thanks for that dickhead 🙄🙄

Woman in post office … ooh you dont usually wear make up …. Me yes im covering up a dog paw punch ….

Paw punching fucknugget 🤣🤣❤️❤️🐾🐾

Snuggle time 💖💖

Unexpected item in the bagging area 🤣💖💖

Wants feeding 🙄 he’s at least an hour too early ….

Been to our local organic butchers and greengrocers today - yes it was more expensive but at least we know where it has all come from and not been shoved full of chemicals and hidden monstrosities on any packaging - supporting local businesses and spending less in supermarkets 👍

Don’t all think I’m turning into some yoghurt knitting earth mother because I’m not - just decided to try and make small changes health wise after hitting 60 - will still be shaving me armpits and using deodorant ☺️

Full on begging mode for a bit of toast 🤣🤣

I got the scam text message about the winter fuel payment yesterday - texted back fuck off and they replied with laughing emoji es - cheeky bastards - stay vigilant people and font fall for this bullshit - protect your oldies

Ate me tea .. time to chill …

Me too

We is melting mum ….

Both dogs walked well before 7.30am - along with every other dog in the village 🤣

Have you really got to work today mum

Comfy there Bert FFS he’s killing me …🙄🙄🙄

Where am I … easy 😂

Before cocktails

After cocktails

Im still in bed with a cup of tea watching tv at 9.30am - because im in a hotel room on my own and just seen mark taking Bert out on the doorbell camera - dont have to check out till 11